BEWARE of DINOSAURS

2010-01-10T02:11:00.012+08:00

OH LOOK!

SURPRISE!!!

I Have Changed My Blogskin/Blog Template.

I now have a deep fear of my blog being too cute. @_@

Now everyone will not fear me. T___T They will just think that I am with the gays... (stuffed toy dinosaurs)

See what I mean? Hugging a BEAR?! (I don't know what's that other thing it's hugging. Darn weird) Look how people have dissociated us modern dinosaurs from our ancestors. I condemn whoever created a gay breed for dinosaurs! Sheesh. Find something better to do! *Swings claws dangerously*

*Takes a valium pill* Don't you guys provoke me no more!! >=(

This.... THIS is the REAL modern demeanor for dinosaurs you twits! We ain't humans! Stop personifying us! *Takes another valium pill*

You can't possibly scare them all...

On another note, despite how pretty and peaceful my blog looks now, you guys still beware! I haven't lost my prowess. Grr. Don't think I'm vegetarian cause I'm lured by a banana! I am still gated! *Points at ambiguous brown stuff* The pink stuff are my friends. Come on, don't 'aww'... everyone needs friends. =D It includes Mr Snail, Robotman (I have him as my earring), and well, other...uh, acquaintances. *Chomps*

Wait, what's that you're saying about an inhuman hour to blog?

One word.
DUH.

2010-01-02T02:21:00.003+08:00

NUUUUUUUUUUU....

I was determined to change my blogskin tonight but I couldn't really do much because I don't have frontpage installed in my laptop... gahhhhh... *whines*

This is just too sad. LOL. I tried getting some funky fonts as my main text too but somehow nothing looks good to me. Nothing is real, the world is going to fade away into dust and I'll be forgotten and dead. *draws circles on the floor*

Maybe tomorrow then... @__@

2009-12-29T17:57:00.005+08:00

hellllllllllloooooo fellow humanoids!

I cut my hair today at far east. My friends and I made friends with the hairdresser and we even got her facebook. How stalkerish is that! LOL. My SIM friends say I look cuter but I don't know what to say. O_O I'm kinda irritated with my fringe now... it keeps going into my eyes. darn.

I scrolled through my blog and saw that everything was so childish LOL. Last time I was adamant about posting nonsense on this blog cause I meant for this blog to be like that anyway.

'Why so serious? '

It doesn't matter as long as I have fun with this. It my land here anyway and I love playing in it. *dances around proudly*

Man... I realise, my english seriously needs improving. I guess I'm not really the descriptive type. It bores me to describe so much. *points to previous post* If there's anything good next time I'll just say "Hey, it's good." and people should get the point. Or... wait till I read more books. (like yeah, sure, keep your hopes up on this)

Anyways~

New Year is drawing near!

It's what everyone is chattering about nowadays. In school, at salons or any waiting area.

"Where to go for countdown this year ar?"

"Esplanade and Vivo is free. Marina Bay need to pay!"

Standard question with a standard answer. Hahaha! Time for the big question of the day!

WHAT TO DO DURING NEW YEAR?!!?!!!!

I am befuddled with this question myself. Haha. Where to go that is not crowded, not warm and yet eventful? Whereeeeeeee! @___@

Sometimes I wish Singapore had more little places where people can chill instead of scream their hearts out. I was really consoled by Mind's Cafe when I first heard the idea where people can pay a certain amount of money and chill with their friends. But then, I found out about the rates...

Imagine a little place where people can have a casual chat with their friends, couples, families, etc. It would be nice to have such a place where people can slow down and relax... Away from the big rush in our busy garden city and generously spend time with people close to their hearts. Big red couches, small wooden tables, games, computers (or power outlets), intricate home cooked food... How nice it would be.

Then again, as usual, rent is expensive and after the first 2 months opening whatever shop it is, prices will rise three fold. Unless it is set up somewhere where rent is real cheap. I would so go there~

Happy New Year!!

2009-12-25T18:14:00.006+08:00

I wonder how many people will be surprised to see that I am exisiting again! LOL. I bet all of my friends have moved on and decided that they won't even take the chance to check whether this commercial blog of mine is updated anymore.

Thing is...

I WENT EXTINCT.

Seriously.

Nah, not seriously. I was just too lazy too blog and there's nothing much to be blogged about! I hop through all these different blogs and realise, "Man, these people have A LOT going on through their lives." Then I think to myself, "Who would read an aimless blog like mine?" Then I had an epiphany. O_____O *DOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGGGG~*

MY FRIENDS OF COURSE!

yes, I know it's stupid. LOL. Well just for the sake of my dramatic self. (It's a reviving entry! It's supposed to be impactful... well, somehow...)

So...

Gonna be alive~!

Christmas is here everyone! Other than the need to constantly feel entertained so that I won't get bored, there's no reason to celebrate than by blogging a Cool Christmas Call-out for all my friends and nice people out there who stumbled across my blog. Haha. There's this thing about Christmas I really like and I don't know why. I think it's all this festive cheer and for some reason, people can't be unhappy during Christmas! They ABSOLUTELY CAN'T be unhappy during Christmas. It's too happy a season to be emo in. Really. It's my personal theory but ask anyone, and they'll agree! =D

Anothing thing about Christmas, it's about Pizza. Have you people watch those pizza commercials?! OH-MY-GOODNESS. They are AWESOME! The melted cheese that stretches its cheesy self as you greedily grab a slice of pizza, the aroma of meat and cheese blended together with flour, the warmth of this slice of awesome in your mouth, the roughness of swallowing a huge chunk of pizza just cause it's soooo gooood... *drools*

I NEED PIZZA FOR CHRISTMAS!! *Obsessed look*

Yes I am crazy. =D

This Christmas I managed to eat something so heartwarming and cute. Frolick Yoghurt. It is a girl's dream dessert. Or a dinosaur's. =p It is so teenage and pretty. I ate the plain yoghurt with strawberry topping. I love how it is so sour yet sweet at the same time~ Ahhh, a moment to dream of bliss. The texture is like sherbet but it tastes so much better than any yoghurt. It is so good that my vocabulary isn't good enough to describe it. It is a dessert with Depth. You know how some food just tastes so hollow? Like something really salty or something really spicy? Yet, all that you can taste is one flavour. I really dislike those kind of food. They make real food look bad. My point is, something can be very spicy but still contain depth because of the way the ingredients are mixed together. Never underestimate the power of even a little garnish. A small taste of something else makes food really worth eating. What's the point of only making something tastes like one flavour when there are so many wonderful things out there for you to be creative with? =D

Back to the yoghurt... although it is 3 times the price of normal yoghurts you find in ntuc, it's really worth the price! TRY IT AND YOU'LL KNOW. I LOVE IT TO BITS. <3

(Doesn't it look cute? xD)

Merry Christmas my friends! Bless you all~

P.S. MY BLOG IS ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2008-09-09T15:05:00.008+08:00

DEAR KIDS,

Let lady dinosaur tell you guys a story today. *WHACKS inobedient kids who starts cheering*

SILENCE! Are you ready? Here goes...

Once upon a time, not too long ago, on one Saturday when all the game freaks celebrated Irene's birthday...

(I know I know... Kids need pictures. TADA! MAGIC =D!)

So of course, the delighted birthday girl made a wish.

Hmmm, that's a bit tough on the fairy-god-dinosaur but that's within my ability. Moment please, while I do some magic.

Sheesh. Alrighty! I'm done!

LENGARDIUMLEVIOSAAA~! (This is complicated magic. Do not try this at home kids.)

I even barcoded the two of them! =D

And they WILL LIVE happily ever after!

(I know, I'm a genius! DURHHHH!)

Tata. <3

2008-09-08T00:33:00.002+08:00

OKAY.

Exams are more important than fun and games.

I shall become a world star after my A levels. =D

(Of course not forgetting an occasional break from studying. MUAHAHA)

2008-08-03T10:55:00.004+08:00

I think I'm seriously out of Dinosaur Juice. (Yes, it exists.) Or maybe I'm just too lazy to put my fingers on the keyboard and type instead of play kAU!

So I'm back today for entreprenuerial ideas!

First of all, QUOTE ERASERS!

(Obviously this is a hecked version. The quote is 'It doesn't matter how many mistakes you've made. TRY AGAIN. Use me.' Which is damn retarded I know. HAHA. It's like the prototype. From now on, dinosaurs are INVENTORS.)

You know normally when people come up with ideas they evaluate it so that their product can be of a higher level? I shall do the same, cause I'm higher level and all. (OH YES I AM!)

PLUS-A-POINT:

BUTT, you can improve on it and customise quotes! You can even give quote erasers as birthday presents! Or you can throw the eraser at your enemies when you are having an all-out war. Imagine the shock that your opponent will get when he sees the quote "ASSHOLE" on the eraser. (Hancock moment. For those who haven't watch it, BUY THE DVD. I love Will Smith. It's an obsession and I confess. XD)

The idea is good hur hur hur! I think it is. HAHA. Imagine quote erasers appearing in Gift a Name other than those girlie necklaces and bracelets. EXCITING! It's so innovative la. I should get an award for this seemingly non-brilliant but actually really brilliant idea. *Runs to patent the idea*

MINUS-A-POINT:

Hmm, I cannot really think of any since the idea's too good. LOL. The only one I can think of is that the eraser cannot be used unless the quote is "ASSHOLE" so when you eraser a little of it away it'll still be "SHOLE". Why does it look like SHOLE to me. HAHA. Who cares! Kids collect so many erasers last time. Now they can go for intellectual quoted ones! *Nods assuringly*

So after suggesting this wonderful entreprenuerial idea, my friend pulled me aside and whispered to me an even more BRILLIANT ONE.

Why not...

ERASER DUST!

You see right, the rationale behind this idea is for primary school kids to spend money to get an unlimited supply of eraser dust to continue with their "I don't friend you" plans. COOL RIGHT.

Making use of the lesser able kids are an EXCELLENT IDEA.

It's even a LABOUR INTENSIVE INDUSTRY la! Since all the eraser dust has to be hand made(via rubbing really hard on whatever surface you can find). So I suggested that the pay should be 5 cents per minute. You don't need a long time to get many many eraser dust in packets. Come jobless people, I'll take you in!

ONE PACKET FOR FIFTY CENTS!

The minus part? There's no minus part! It's the creation of a new industry.

DINOSAURS ARE SMART. (Is this an oxymoron? AHAHAHA!)

I shall update on the event soon! (It was on august 2)

TATA FELLOW HUMOS! <3

2008-07-16T19:36:00.007+08:00

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND...

the noise is back! woohooo! *cheers madly*

THE OUTING ON 13 SUNDAY WAS LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS OFFFFFFFFFFFF

FUN!! XD

Wahahaha. We went LAN GAMING at Paradiz (Para-dizzzz or Para-dise?) It was cool how we went in as a mob. When we went in everyone was like trying really hard to get a KAU account which was kinda hilarious. Then Nel said "wait" a hundred times to me and nut and everyone else cause we were freaking screaming for his help. OUR COMS DID NOT LET US SIGN UP! >=( We were pissed about it at first, but then Gig and Nel's allocated coms did the miracle! (Such that thecompletelynut is now NUUUT which is still a little strange to me XD)

KAU, is a totally different experience man. They have like BARRELS AND BARRELS of unlimited songs. No wonder every pro migrated there. And they have constant patches. So it's like twice the fun! Cause there are new things quite often. (And prolly why there ishh full of pros.) Gig was going 'Everyone, abandon your SEA account. Let's all imigrate to kAU!' Haha.

Yesterday Gig and I played the new lvl 3 songs, and frankly we were REALLY disappointed. They were shitty compared to the kAU songs. Ohno, I think we're addicted ><

Since I forgot to bring my digicam to camwhore the whole FAM, I shall create pictures of them to make up for it! See for yourselves! They are extremely realistic I'd haveeeee to say. =)

WARNING:
HIGHLY ENTERTAINING. PLEASE AVOID DRINKING ANYTHING WHILE SCROLLING DOWN. (CAUSE YOU'LL DEFINITELY SPIT IT OUT. XD)

Introducing...

NUT

Look! It's a whole family of them! Aww, aren't they the cutest little things. ><

Gig

A cute super worm! HA! Small in size but ever so SUPERB in bu!

Jinni

WOAH MAMAMIAAAA! SHE AIN'T MISS RECKONING FOR NOTHIN'! (maybe she's gonna be a Missus soon. HEE XD)

Delph

MEOW~~ Cute little blue eyed kitten =D

AHH! FISH!

HAHAHHAA! SORRY, I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

NIGHTO-KUN!

MR RECKONING! <3>

J-
Equally mysterious and cool looking! (Ignore the gender. I know that you're making funny links inside your head now.)

Dirtysweeet

Shhh, it's a secret. HA!

Last but not least...

NELTHARION!

HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS TOO. This picture is...
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THE SIZE OF NEL'S HEAD ADDED WITH HIS EGO!

HWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

I shall end this post now so that no one can stop laughing. =D

2008-07-11T20:12:00.007+08:00

YO THIS TIME IT'S NOT THAT MUCH NONSENSE LEH!

Reckoning's having an outing this sunday! WOOHOO. That should be exciting.

Yesterday was farewell from my percussionist juniors and me. I was really happy receiving all the gifts and all and taking non stop pictures with all of them. I love all my juniors so much so much, (yes, even you lance). SYF training (virtually taken up half of my jc1 life), Concert preparations afterwards (taken up more of my jc1 life) and the mass ponning sessions I made from the CCA. (Though I'll never admit it. I always had a reason or two.) I love the Saturday sectionals when MR EMO comes and teach us with his funny t-shirt which says 'Imma slow learner' which contains a monkey holding a dynamite and lots of bandages wrapped around it. I love how we practised showmanship together. I love how everyone was very supportive of each other when we got scolded. =X

I really think that it was one year plus of my life well spent with all the pretend to be not-crazed people from percussion. HAHA.

Well at the end of this post, I'd really like to say a big thank you to everyone of you guys that made life in CO fun and not so stressful. I still owe you money pinsing.

To end on a lighter note, Here are the lyrics to the song - Biggest Dreamer =D
(I'm thinking of adding Mummies Alive! cause they share an equally ancient root. So, I did.)

*ROAR *

Wanna be the biggest dreamer
Zensokuryoku de mirai mo
ima mo kake nukero

Sou boku wa ki zuitan da
zutto shukudai wasureteta
Sore wa hitotsu no nazo nazo nazo
"Boku wa dare nan darou?"

SURAIDINGU shite surimuketa
hiza itakutatte ne
Sugu tachiagaranakya
CHANSU wa nigete yuku wakatteru sa

* Big and bigger, biggest dreamer!
Yume miru koto ga subete hajimari
sore ga kotae daro
Dare yori tooku e tonde miseru yo
subete no asu wo tsuranuite

Chiheisen made tonde yuke
hane wo moratta yuukitachi
Tsuyoku ookiku naru tame ni
boku mo hashiridasou

Kikoete ita yo
KAUNTO DAUN zutto mae kara
Junbi wa dekiteru sa
ima sugu hajimeyou ZERO ni kaware!

Big and bigger, biggest dreamer!
Shinjirarenakya
mabataki shiteru setsuna ni kieru yo
Kokoro no hyouteki sorasazu hashire
subete no asu wo tsuranuite

repeat *

repeat *

Big and bigger, biggest dreamer!
Yume miru koto ga subete hajimari
sore ga kotae daro

Wanna be the biggest dreamer
Zensokuryoku de
mirai mo ima mo kake nukero

2008-07-06T17:59:00.007+08:00

HOHO.

Today I'm gonna post another psychotic post! (As usual, there'll be parenthesis everywhere. I think I have a dopelganger)

Okay I want to buy a cell recently but to get it I have to satisfy the conditions that my mother set. Which is: STUDY EVERYDAY AND PLAY ONLY FOR TWO HOURS EVERYDAY.

Hmm, should I? I'm in dilemma. GAHH. XD

I HAD A

PERCUSSION OUTING

YESTERDAY!

Today's post will be all about it! YOHOHO.

PERCUSSION PEOPLE TAGGED MY TAGBOARD! WOOOO! (I'm excited!)

Yesterday we went to STREETS (the place I recommended) for eating CHEESE. They had good comments okay. I knew that place was right. I was late with Xinyi aka the troublemaker. SHE WAS LATE. As usual cause we're PARTNERS IN CRIME, we arrived there late together. HA!

We found out that Lance had a pet peeve of being gay. At least that's what we assumed because his friends called him...

LANCEY!
Which we all thought was mighty suitable. =D
(In case any is wondering why am I enlarging this paragraph, it's because this blogpost was half intended to humiliate him.

Now you know.)

I think I'm really pro at arcade games cause they were really amazed at how I can play the BishiBashiChamp. I saw their eyes grew big. Haha. I think you guys should go to the arcade more often.

HAVE A CHILDHOOD!

I'm quite pro at ddr also leh. I think I am. LOL. I shall learn SS mode soon. After the A's most prolly. Just cuzz. (Attempt at being irritating. Again.) They were all having fun stepping one arrow each and gettin' E. *Points at the tag* HA.

Yeah, MORE PERCUSSION OUTINGS IN THE FUTURE! <3

This one was too short! I'll be certain to bring my camera next time yo! No worries.

Now, just set a date after my A's. Hee. XD

Peace out. (Though I don't really advocate it.)

2008-07-05T09:09:00.011+08:00

Sooooooo...

In a desperate attempt to make my blog sound more intellectual, I shall share some new words that I have LEARNT. What's more if it comes with interesting examples! HAHA. Dinosaurs are so interesting, aren't they!

(Do you know that talking like this is called, PARENTHESIS?)

Right, so if I say I shall IMMOLATE you for the sake of eating cheese cause you dont allow me to, it means I BURN you together with the cheese and let you flow down my gullet as well. I wonder if there are blogs that threaten people. If there isn't I think my blog is unparalleled! Which means that I've made a prodigious start of being unique. LOL. (Though I think it's sort of an overstatement. My sane mind knows, damnit.)

Yesterday I watched HANCOCK. (The movie is censored in Audition. So you must type in twit. Like this, hanc00ck. Which is grosteque. GAH.) The movie was a serious-funny movie. Means it is sort of an in-between. So it's funny at times and serious at other times. The protagonists of the show both had some sort of raw nerve. So if you say "asshole!" or "crazy!" they flare up and their superpowers are unleashed. I think it's quite interesting to have a word that represents your raw nerve. I wonder what's mine.

Is it...

Don't eat cheese!
Naww, that's three words.

How about uh,

DINO!
Nawww, sounds too friendly.

I KNOW I KNOW!

I DONT HAVE A RAW NERVE!

WAHAHAHA. That means no one can freaking piss me off! Hm, maybe I do have a raw nerve but I doubt it's in word form.

Dinosaurs hate it when people disrespect them like when they take their fossils and display it in museums. How would you feel if I displayed your bones in the museums? HUH! Then again, your bone aint worth anything compared to mine. HOHO! (The main point here is disrespect though. I think my blog teaches good summary skills. LOL.)

Back to HANCOCK! It had not so much of a good ending but I think it's considered good.

MASSIVE SPOILER UP AHEAD

ONLY ALLOWED FOR

HEIGHTS 160 CM AND BELOW
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(Xinmuuuu, you're the only one who can read this! LOL.)

They are HANCOCK is a being of this funny race. They have all the hip powers and when they come together in pairs (cause they are created in pairs. And by pairs I mean opposite poles.) their powers go *poof* and they become normal HUMOs.

HOW SCARY IS THAT.

Damn scary I tell you, damn scary. So you guys can guess the ending now.

Additional point: Will Smith and Charlize Steron are both reasons to catch the show. You know what I mean. *wink wink*

P.S.:
At the end of this blog post, you'll find that I've digressed from difficult words and started talking about a movie instead. YOU WILL NOT REALISE IT CAUSE I'M HYPNOTISING YOU NOW.

See you Planet Earth, going to Utopianation for my holidays! =DD

2008-07-02T20:13:00.010+08:00

OHMYGOODNESS!

Hahaha. I love my blog. It is so freaking cute and full of dinosaurs. I bet kids of every age love it too! (Mainly cause they can't really think, but oh wells. I'll take what I get.=D )

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WARNING:

THIS BLOG POST IS LONG OVERDUED.

On the 28th of June, after my June Common Test which was pretty screwed, I went for the Audition event. (The only online game that I play cause it's the FUNNEST.) Lots and lots of fun to be had cause I saw my fellow guild members! (Neltharion who commented - *points at tagboard* is apparently the guild leader. Forgive his abnormality. I think it's a growth defect. HA!)

Okay, TheReckoning! Yosh! The guild name is cool huh!

All our guild members are an awesome-crazy bunch! Hahaha. Seriously. You don't see guilds that get high over the slightest things often ya'know! It's important to have such guild, they bring so much life to the virtual world that it becomes shiny, sparkly vivaciously vibrant! (I admit it's an over use of adjectives. That just shows how excited I am actually. LOL.)

I believe that everyone had their own unique and cute character and are all unbelievably loyal to the guild though we have such a strange guild master. HA! Okay, I think I must have a balanced view. Actually, Nel's quite awesome-crazy too. He was kinda stuck to his girlfriend. I used to think that it's impossible for two people to stay by each other for such long periods of time cause they sweat and such. He made me think that it's possible. =X Now, I wonder if that's a good thing. Hmm. Nawwww, I think they just love each other too much. HA!

We were damn biased though. Whoever from our group of people went up on stage, we cheered the loudest which was kinda amusing but pissing at the same time (to others). We managed MANY MANY wins from our group of people though. Now, imagine how loud and how many people we had to form majority of the votes. LOL.

It was really loads of fun. (Like I've already mentioned several times. Gosh, I think I love talking in brackets.) Some of us who stayed behind went to watch a movie - Get Smart. Anne Hathaway's breathtaking. She's acts whatever character she's given soooo well. I always thought that she was this princessy person, NOT ANYMORE! She's hecka cool. I'm having problems imitating a dinosaur's roar without getting hoarse. Sigh. (Though they are not really points that are meant to be compared with each other.)

The only bad thing was that I paid 22 dollars for my return home safely taxi ride. The uncle freaking conned me by not going into the ANG MO KIO EXIT 5 lane in time. DAMNIT.

To end this entry on a lighter and not so vulgar note, I can't wait for the next guild outing to celebrate the birthdays of the July Babies. (I'm one of them!)

WE ROCK!

HAHAHAHA.

I LOVE MY APPLE

2008-06-29T22:24:00.014+08:00

I LOVE MY APPLE!

As many would have guessed by now, the thing that gets to me the most is...

TECHNOLOGY.

It’s a really important part of the life of GAMERS like moi.

Have you guys watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

There’s this CHOCOLATE TELEVISION technology that Willy Wonka-the-chocolate-genius invented. Here, take a look.

So there’s this big chunka chocolate that goes into this machine.

The red button is pushed.

Then the chocolate appears in the television something like this.

This is the point where the chocolate can be plucked out. Cool huh!

Nawww… We all know that that would be absolutely IMPOSSIBLE.

"When hunger strikes when gaming, put your hand into the computer popup on Wonka’s Chocolate bar and feel the ultimate gaming experience. Enjoy your game and creamy chocolate mixed by A WATERFALL.”

As much as we all like to live in Roald Dahl’s childhood dreamland, it cannot be done.

This crimson red fruit canned, juiced, fermented to produce apple juice, cider and wine and even put on a STICK! Full of Fibers, Vitamin C, antioxidant goodness, and cancer protective apples are absolutely revitalizing and refreshing and not to mention, HEALTHY!

Well, if that apple has enticed your taste buds,

How about the...

It is really durable, possesses easy to user-friendly interfaces combined with the excellent graphics framed with a smooth touch of style.

It pampers users with well-done functions and comes with different screen sizes according to the likes of the user! It IS the ultimate gaming experience. You better believe it’s good when it’s favourited by a gamer! (Games are the best platforms to test the ability of a computer ya’know. So it can practically do anything especially when you’re hardworking and need a reliable computer!)

What’s more if it comes in an AFFORDABLE SET that is fashionably designed to suit every users needs?

-DROOLS-

And people wonder why is Apple earning big bucks..

I’m going ga-ga just staring at the picture!!

You don’t need Wonka’s chocolate bar to feel the warm creamy goodness flowing within you.

Take a BITE OUTTA APPLE,

THE JUICIEST, MOST YUMMY

SCRUMPTIOUS GOODILICIOUS

PRODUCT YOU CAN GET.

You don’t even need to get a golden ticket to get messy with Macintosh!

These are the reasons why I’m in love with the Macintosh. <3

http://store.apple.com/sg/

WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THE LINK? GET CLICKING!

2008-06-26T12:05:00.000+08:00

LOOKIE HERE!

NEW BLOGSKIN!

I designed it MYSELF! Haha. But I am still in the process of improving it.

Since most professional bloggers seem to like to design their own skins, I've decided to take on the challenge! Although I am uh, only average but i think it's kinda good alr. (I do design some blogskins sometime. Just that they're either not rated or rated nastily.) I look upon this blogskin as an IMPROVEMENT.

Dinosaurs seek improvements in their lives ya'know. HA!

We're a philosophical species. And take some pride in retro (though i wouldn't call photoshop retro. The design is!)

The skin even comes complete with a cute little symbol dinosaur at the end. It shall be my symbol from now on. A colourful small dinosaur. Cute eh! Maybe dinosaurs are creative too despite being ancient and not able to catch up to today's societal standards and so on. (Student moment)

Somehow I do think I enjoy talking in brackets. It's loads of fun. Okay, to stop sounding psychotic I shall say something normal!

For example,

DO YOU KNOW THAT THE DRUMMING MACHINE IN E HUB ARCADE IS DAMN COOL?

My modern friends took me to downtown east to celebrate the end of our exams. (for June at least.) AND WE PLAYED LIKE CRAZY. Streets is a nice place to go if you ADOREE CHEESE. Yes, cheese is one of the things I favourite and put an asterisk beside on my favourite list. The list is long but only a few asterisks! The baked rice is... MAMAMIA! We were wondering why they don't give cheese flakes (like pastamania) for us to spam on.

YOU KNOW WHY?

Cause it's ALREADY FLOODED WITH CHEESE. If I wasn't that hungry, I couldn't even finish the meal with such gi-enormous amount of CHEESE CHEESE AND MORE CHEESE!

I'm not sure whether they have that many kinds. I was just really attracted by all the cheese in this picture.

BUT. They do have this kind of effect yo! (Another hip word)

Ahhhh. -Drools-

Anyone who wants to eat there do tag me first okay! I'll have a predicted confirmed date with whoever it is!

In case you guys DOUBT me because of my ulu-ness, (It means know little things and get surprised by normal things people don't get surprised by. It's a confusing meaning but please make do. I'm not a dictionary for Singlish though I do use this Singaporean technique often. HA!)

Here is the place! There seems to be no available picture for it. Hm.

LOL. Okay back to being my GAMING self for the next four days. I love being a Dinosaur.

Is anyone interested? Haha.

2008-06-22T15:55:00.000+08:00

I THINK DINOSAURS ARE CURSED.

That's why they are like extinct in the world now.

So I took a little nap because national income determination (ECONS) was killing my. Both physically and mentally. So I was feeling that a little nap might help wake me up. BUT ALAS! No. I suffered during the nap. I had a reoccuring dream. And this reoccuring dream has been reoccurring since last year.

It was my secret fear for whatever dreams that I might have. Don't be freaked out yet in this point of time, cause I haven't said what the dream is yet. XD

Have you ever had the feeling of being stuck and never ever finding your way out no matter how many times or how hard you tried?
That was the feeling I had.

Have you ever felt that you're going to die without anyone ever noticing?
That was the feeling I had.

Have you ever felt that you had many many many things to say but no one was ever going to hear you when you shout? That depressing feeling that torments you?
That was the feeling I had.

What was the dream?
It was a dream that your half conscious mind was in. You want to be awake. But you realise that everytime you're awake, you're in a different dream. Yet, you don't realise that it's a different dream. You think that everytime that you awoke it was reality facing you.

Lo and behold, the dream flashes and you wake up again but not knowing whether you really woke up already or not.

You want to wake up, you want to scream for help, but no one hears you. You're stuck in the dream world. Without a single way out. That was how jaded things were. It was a terrible sensation. It feels like you're going to die in your dream.

Whomoos, this is what happen when you live in such a world. Be prepared. For I'll make sure the dream will haunt you too. The curse will be cast and the prophecy will be fufilled. (Cinematic moment. HA!) But you'll never know.

So, as I've mentioned TWICE already,

JOIN ME.

And I'll try not to put the curse of the dreams on you.

<3

2008-06-21T16:32:00.000+08:00

HELLO FELLOW HUMANOIDS!

E DINOSAUR IS BACK FOR MORE!

Actually, I was sort of thinking. Homosapians and humans, won't that make you guys, HUMOs? So I've invented a new term for everyone! WOOPPAYEE! JK Rowling invented muggles right, so this makes dinosaurs awesome inventors as well.

Sooo. What do dinosaurs do when they're bored and life is full of crap during the holidays and they do not wish to study for exams that they have next week, you ask? They ONLINE SHOP and ONLINE GAME. Notice how the word ONLINE appeared twice. HA! Okay, getting back on track, the virtual world is really vibrant you know. The people you meet online seriously don't give a damn what kind of species you are. Dinosaurs (NEVER CALL ME DINO. YES, IT'S A THREAT. IF NOT I'LL EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO CHOMP YOU OFF THE VIRTUAL WORLD THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT. DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE. I'M TALKING TO YOU!) and humos (I pronounce it as 'who moos?' Dinosaur language is kinda fun this way. I personally think that capsicum is a funny word. I think it rhymes with TAXICOME!)are not discriminated. So they get equal treatment. I think it's really cool somehow. Let me warn everyone about the hypnotic power of the internet. It just allows you to stay on no matter how badly you want to go off. So be warned. Never go online too often.

By the way, it is a well known fact that dinosaurs ADORE slippers. Aren't they cute colourful looking things? They give me some sort of hope in the humos lives. Like they actually invented something useful, other than technology of course. If not I wouldn't be able to complain and promote UTOPIA (The place dinosaurs live. No, it's not called HISTORY.) We are half called Utopians. Anyway,

LOOK AT THIS.

HAHAHA. I particularly like the red and white striped ones. It's nice. In an obsessive dinosaur favourite way. Although it kind of looks patriotic from the humos angle. But honestly, WHO CARES. As long as I like it. Dinosaurs are really convincing creatures everyone. They're really PERSUASIVE.

So I was thinking yesterday, what if people wanted to join my legion of dinosaurs and they're humos. That would be a BIG PROBLEM. But no worries. I've found the perfect solution. Immigrate. Not like Singapore's not suffering from brain drain from the start.

For the dudes who are thinking 'YAY! I've found escape to the best place ever, WOOHOO!',

TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.
-SMACKS THE DUDES HEADS-

If you wanna join this friendly organisation of monsters,
THREE IMPORTANT CRITERIAS APPLY.

ONE}
You do have to be above eighteen. Cause only humos above the age of eighteen can think. And I'm really convinced about this FACT. (Online gaming teaches you lots)

TWO}
You have to speak good english. Not say perfect, but at least speak properly. I am a good example.

***THREE}
You have to be crazy. Or, you can just be crazy and still join.

You expect us to be normal? Sheesh. -.- (an emoticon which really pisses people off that I mastered)

Afterall, I symbolise open conservatives. Saying proudly 'I BELONG TO UTOPIA' in the middle of anywhere in Singapore do not, I repeat, DO NOT mean that you're normal in any way possible.

JOIN THE DINOSAURS.
We're a rising population.

P.S. If you can read this, you're good.

2008-06-20T20:11:00.001+08:00

YO.
Ah, a new start.
Introductions are due.

I am an open conservative. As much as the phrase sounds contradicting it sort of means an in between. Not as open, not as not open. HA.
So the world is seen more neutrally i suppose.

In my world there are no exams, no stress and there's nothing that can scare you.
Cause you know, being a ferocious animal and all doesnt really leave anything dangerous around you anymore. They're so minute that i step on them without realising i have. Ah, the homosapien race. How annoying. One thing they're really good at is talking non stop. Even when they get on my nerves they still continue jibbering away. Especially this new found sub group called twits. They talk a lot too, and if that noise is already burning your ears, theyy talkkz liikex tishhxz.

WHAT THE HELL.

They dont have a frigging brain. GAH.

They are like the cockroaches who flew around me last time and whenever you want to crush them they just evolve and become even MORE unbearable.

What has the singaporean society become!

As you know, dinosaurs love online gaming. Games like audition can keep you entertained for HOURS if you live in an isolated planet like me during holidays. Technology keeps you connected. And seriously whenn euux speakss liikex tisshhz, you're a noob.

So now, my greatest love has been exposed. Gaming.

I do find the education system very puzzling too in singapore. Humans seem to like to kill each other. they compete and compete until they cant compete anymore. When you're young you're sent to primary school if you pass you go on to secondary school, if you fail you continue in primary school until you pass. if you pass secondary school you go to a junior college/poly/ITE if you dont pass you stay in the secondary school until you pass. and the cycle goes on. Either you stay and continue or you quit and become a road sweeper (what all homos[short form for homosapiens] have been telling me especially the OLDER ones) it's a zero sum game.

i do wonder how homos survive together. If i weren't such a friendly monster, i would have murdered every homo to get to the top. That is, afterall, where the wealth lies. With the government increasing their own wages to match up with the private sector, there aint going to be anymore ka chings (hip word) left for us prehistoric species.

I do take pride in being ancient.

What is the world coming to. Join the dinosaurs, we do have much to offer. Friendship peace and non-monetary benefits.

Dinosaurs are going to take over the world one day and rule over the homos. Do await. (: