I think I'm seriously out of Dinosaur Juice. (Yes, it exists.) Or maybe I'm just too lazy to put my fingers on the keyboard and type instead of play
kAU!So I'm back today for entreprenuerial ideas!
First of all,
QUOTE ERASERS!
(Obviously this is a hecked version. The quote is 'It doesn't matter how many mistakes you've made. TRY AGAIN. Use me.' Which is damn retarded I know. HAHA. It's like the prototype. From now on, dinosaurs are
INVENTORS.)
You know normally when people come up with ideas they evaluate it so that their product can be of a higher level? I shall do the same, cause I'm higher level and all. (OH YES I AM!)
PLUS-A-POINT:BUTT, you can improve on it and customise quotes! You can even give quote erasers as birthday presents! Or you can throw the eraser at your enemies when you are having an all-out war. Imagine the shock that your opponent will get when he sees the quote "ASSHOLE" on the eraser. (Hancock moment. For those who haven't watch it, BUY THE DVD. I love Will Smith. It's an obsession and I confess. XD)
The idea is good hur hur hur! I think it is. HAHA. Imagine quote erasers appearing in Gift a Name other than those
girlie necklaces and bracelets. EXCITING! It's so innovative la. I should get an award for this seemingly non-brilliant but actually really brilliant idea. *Runs to patent the idea*
MINUS-A-POINT:Hmm, I cannot really think of any since the idea's too good. LOL. The only one I can think of is that the eraser cannot be used unless the quote is "ASSHOLE" so when you eraser a little of it away it'll still be "SHOLE". Why does it look like SHOLE to me. HAHA. Who cares! Kids collect so many erasers last time. Now they can go for intellectual quoted ones! *Nods assuringly*
So after suggesting this wonderful entreprenuerial idea, my friend pulled me aside and whispered to me an even more BRILLIANT ONE.
Why not...
ERASER DUST!
You see right, the rationale behind this idea is for primary school kids to spend money to get an unlimited supply of eraser dust to continue with their "I don't friend you" plans. COOL RIGHT.
Making use of the lesser able kids are an EXCELLENT IDEA.
It's even a LABOUR INTENSIVE INDUSTRY la! Since all the eraser dust has to be hand made(via rubbing really hard on whatever surface you can find). So I suggested that the pay should be 5 cents per minute. You don't need a long time to get many many eraser dust in packets. Come jobless people, I'll take you in!
ONE PACKET FOR FIFTY CENTS!
The minus part? There's no minus part! It's the creation of a new industry.
DINOSAURS ARE SMART. (Is this an oxymoron? AHAHAHA!)
I shall update on the event soon! (It was on august 2)
TATA FELLOW HUMOS! <3
