Sooooooo...In a desperate attempt to make my blog sound more intellectual, I shall share some new words that I have LEARNT. What's more if it comes with interesting examples! HAHA. Dinosaurs are so interesting, aren't they!
(Do you know that talking like this is called,
PARENTHESIS?)
Right, so if I say I shall
IMMOLATE you for the sake of eating cheese cause you dont allow me to, it means I
BURN you together with the cheese and let you flow down my gullet as well. I wonder if there are blogs that threaten people. If there isn't I think my blog is unparalleled! Which means that I've made a prodigious start of being unique. LOL. (Though I think it's sort of an overstatement. My sane mind knows, damnit.)
Yesterday I watched
HANCOCK. (The movie is censored in Audition. So you must type in twit. Like this, hanc00ck. Which is grosteque. GAH.) The movie was a serious-funny movie. Means it is sort of an in-between. So it's funny at times and serious at other times. The protagonists of the show both had some sort of raw nerve. So if you say "asshole!" or "crazy!" they flare up and their superpowers are unleashed. I think it's quite interesting to have a word that represents your raw nerve. I wonder what's mine.
Is it...
Don't eat cheese!Naww, that's three words.
How about uh,
DINO!Nawww, sounds too friendly.
I KNOW I KNOW!
I DONT HAVE A RAW NERVE!
WAHAHAHA. That means no one can freaking piss me off! Hm, maybe I do have a raw nerve but I doubt it's in word form.
Dinosaurs hate it when people
disrespect them like when they take their fossils and display it in museums. How would you feel if I displayed your bones in the museums? HUH! Then again, your bone aint worth
anything compared to mine. HOHO! (The main point here is disrespect though. I think my blog teaches good summary skills. LOL.)
Back to
HANCOCK! It had not so much of a good ending but I think it's considered good.
MASSIVE SPOILER UP AHEAD
ONLY ALLOWED FOR
HEIGHTS 160 CM AND BELOW
.
(Xinmuuuu, you're the only one who can read this! LOL.)
They are
HANCOCK is a being of this funny race. They have all the hip powers and when they come together in pairs (cause they are created in pairs. And by pairs I mean opposite poles.) their powers go
*poof* and they become normal
HUMOs.
HOW SCARY IS THAT.Damn scary I tell you, damn scary. So you guys can guess the ending now.
Additional point: Will Smith and Charlize Steron are both reasons to catch the show. You know what I mean. *
wink wink*
P.S.:At the end of this blog post, you'll find that I've digressed from difficult words and started talking about a movie instead.
YOU WILL NOT REALISE IT CAUSE I'M HYPNOTISING YOU NOW.See you Planet Earth, going to Utopianation for my holidays! =DD
